For one way to chicken out of Chimango, how about Dana Bartlett's 5.9 variation? It seems the rock quality is impeccable and there's not a spot of lichen on it.

I got some booty offa dat that was months or years old. Easily cleaned so it's obvious that nobody has been up there in years. Dick probably didn't even repeat it for the guidebook?

Will trade a beer for the story of how the booty got there - it's sure to be a good one.

Note to self: never repeat a D.Bartlett route without a wire brush and crowbar!