Based on this highly popular thread

In the same fashion that American TV uses some British comedies by watering them down for the less intelligent side of the pond, I present to you this version of pure comedy genius:

Make an appointment with Nurse Ratchet and I will provide you with deep insight into what your avatar and user Id really says about you and how powerful it is in making you a force to be reckoned with on the intrawebs.

Your choosen avatar tells us things about you that you do not realize. It often reveals secrets about users that many would probably really rather have hidden and kept from public view.

Do you dare find out the truth about yourself?