Ah, you must have missed the old rope I sold there a year or so ago. Something like "Has held numerous falls, there's a big mushy flat spot near one end, the rest is so puffy and fat that it doesn't fit through the slots of a belay device and the sheath slips badly and bunches up if you try to rap on it". Still it was a pretty color and from a top notch manufacturer, so I got something like $30 for it.

Hopefully it's gracing the floor of someone's study by now.