Don't get me wrong. I've found the Burgundy Bible just the right spirit of less then idea information to make one rely on oneself to get to the destination. Although to those not too familiar with the Adirondacks its mostly the source of frustration and hours of wondering around in some of the most scenic terrain on the east. That being the price I always felt justified to uncover the gems in the Adirondacks.

Right, because orienteering and cartography are innately righteous over the beaver, and have God given dominion over them.

Rob is right. Beavers should know to build their dams in regions that haven't been mapped for orienteering. If god wanted a beaver dam there, he would have already put it on the map.

If those beavers keep this up, some of the orienteering enthusiasts might get LOST IN THE WOODS, and that would totally ruin the experience of...of...oh well.

Hmph!

NICE BEAVER.

I saw a beaver last night...I was a little confused

(quote from an 18 year old firefighter on a trip to Montana to fight some wildfires. Obviously, he is young and inexperienced. Well, okay, so I get confused sometimes too.)

I quess I should qualify before things get out of hand that I personally like beavers a lot and have had the pleasure of spending a few days watching them do their thing. There are parts of upper Ontario and further north where they are incredibly numerous. Sorta like how my wife's family in Sweden view Moose as big pests, getting into gardens and playing chicken with oncoming cars.

"I want beaver... How to get?"

What's the dirtiest line ever spoken on TV?

"Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on The Beaver last night?"