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#34130 - 11/02/07 10:30 AM Man who had sex with bike in court
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Man who had sex with bike in court

By Richard Alleyne
Last Updated: 2:07am GMT 31/10/2007



A man has been placed on the sex offendersÂ’ register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.
Robert Stewart was discovered in his room by two cleaners at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, south west Scotland, in October last year.

Robert Stewart admitted sexual breach of the peace
On Wednesday Mr Stewart admitted to sexual breach of the peace in Ayr Sheriff Court, where depute fiscal Gail Davidson described how he had been found by the hostel workers.

She said: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.

"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down.

"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."

Both witnesses, who were extremely shocked, notified the hotel manager, who in turn alerted the police.

Mr Stewart was placed on the sex offendersÂ’ register but his sentence was deferred until next month.

He is not the first man to be convicted of a sexual offence involving an inanimate object, however.

Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.
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#34166 - 11/04/07 11:21 PM Re: Man who had sex with bike in court [Re: oenophore]
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He was in a room he'd paid for, alone, with the door locked, masturbating, and that's a sexual offense? Who cares if a bicycle was involved? The bicycle? I thought Europe had more sense about this kind of stuff than us.

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#34184 - 11/05/07 06:00 PM Re: Man who had sex with bike in court [Re: dalguard]
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But did the bicycle consent? Was it of appropriate age?
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#34186 - 11/05/07 07:12 PM Re: Man who had sex with bike in court [Re: oenophore]
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Probably would have been fine if it had been a sheep... It happened in Scotland after all.

Maybe the guy was cheating on his sheep...?
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#34187 - 11/05/07 07:15 PM Re: Man who had sex with bike in court [Re: Dillbag]
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I think it depends on the type of bike... that's what I heard anyways...
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#34188 - 11/05/07 07:16 PM Re: Man who had sex with bike in court [Re: d-elvis]
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Perhaps the bike was asking for it.
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#34193 - 11/05/07 07:59 PM Re: Man who had sex with bike in court [Re: d-elvis]
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 Originally Posted By: d-elvis
I think it depends on the type of bike... that's what I heard anyways...


I've always "ridden" a bike with oversized tubing myself.

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#34197 - 11/05/07 09:00 PM Re: Man who had sex with bike in court [Re: Mike Rawdon]
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Hehehe...

Rawdon likes fatti(r)es!
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#34792 - 12/10/07 03:32 AM Re: Man who had sex with bike in court [Re: Dillbag]
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Maybe he thought it was a mountin' bike

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#34793 - 12/10/07 11:12 AM Re: Man who had sex with bike in court [Re: Dillbag]
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Now that I've looked at my initial post again, I saw something a bit unusual:

On Wednesday Mr Stewart admitted to sexual breach of the peace

I've never seen or heard of such an offense. Is it in the penal code (no pun intended) of any state? How does one sexually breach the peace?
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