That is insane...!
WHAT THE F*CK!?!
Did they learn to climb from watching Vertical Limit? This is bad...
Were the Rangers notified? This seems like something that warrents a STERN talking to... And perhaps a newspaper on the nose!
I really hope that your story isn't quite true and was embelished with beer, but I am very afraid it's what went down...
(Is there a thread on RC.com about this yet?)
...anethum graveolens cucumis sativus!