Xpoint? WTF is an Xpoint?
I love the accidental X point bit. "Oops, sorry, didn't mean to send it."
Imagine if Russ and Jordan took Lebowski's Spinal Traction attitude on Twilight Zone. "Now, please, stop aiding this route as you've done for thirty years so we elite can deign to free it."
What Lebowski neglected to mention in his studied tutorial is that the offending tactics began on Vandals - hence the name. That hay-seed Gruenberg could have been so cutting-edge bolting and dogging his death-routes years before Vandals. What
was he thinking?
And the shocking thing, the really shameful thing is that punters like Gruenberg, and those Aussie hooligans Shepherd and Weigand, had the audacity to tie-in with...wait for it...those wretched weekenders and gumbies, sharing a rope, plying us with beers and bones at Slime, carrying on about impact and legacies, about this specious movement called
leave no trace. Thank God gurus like Griffith arrived to spirit young Gunkies away, to lead them to the promised lands of Rifle and Smith.
Perhaps the mighty Lebowski would care to dust off a few of these X-rated mothballs awaiting second ascents, and flash them, just to remind us gumbies about the math.