strat, I had to chuckle at the mental imagine of you running barefoot around the track.
The thought of every other step striking a small object on the ground... Ouch...OOoohh...Yikes....ouch....damn....Aaahhh.....sonofa@#$^$......manthathurt.....oohhh....ouch...!!!
Then, doing that little dance we all do when we stub our toes.

Judge - LOL.

And for additional mental imagery, how's about strat's shoes sitting on the side of the track, with a greenish-brown noxious vapor wafting up from them, and every other runner who passes by them keeling over and passing out.


I don't think I've ever seen strat's bare feet, but I hafta imagine they look kinda similar to those of a Hobbit.

They are brand-new sneakers and they don't stink, much.

What's a Hobbit? Is that a character in Dungeons and Dragons?

What's a Hobbit?

Well... a hobbit is something which you do without thinking (and probably shouldn't be doing). An example of a bad hobbit would be you jogging.

Strat on the running track, huh? What kind of surface was it?