the gunks isn't for tourists. go for a nice long hike, perhaps with a dyneema 30L backpack.
put a guide book in some sort of ninja type pocket, and get on some hidden gems, like miss bailey, or some fun to set up top ropes on the mantle block.
Anybody want to recommend some routes for a fat tourist who can't climb that would be awesome in October?
I call troll. You should be climbing harder than that, unless you're asking for climbs to take me on. In which case you need to more effectively communicate your visit.